Uncle Garabed’s Notebook (Dec. 22, 2012)

Suspended Animation

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.

… Edgar Allan Poe

 

American Proverb

Some speak from experience; others, from experience, don’t speak.

 

A Toast

Here’s to a friend. He knows you well and likes you just the same.

 

Another Limerick

There was a young lady of Kent

Who said that she knew what it meant

When men asked her to dine,

Gave her cocktails and wine.

She knew what it meant—but she went.

 

Daffy-nition

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

 

From My Persian Dictionary

Tíz: fart

Jashn: feast

Vái, váh: fie!

Chirkín: filthy

 

Not by Your Leave

Edo: Do you permit your wife to have her own way?

Bedo: No. She has it without my permission.

 

What’s in a Name?

Simitian/Simitjian: Turkish in derivation, identified as a trade, a simitji is a maker/ seller of bread cakes.

CK Garabed

CK Garabed

Weekly Columnist
C.K. Garabed (a.k.a. Charles Kasbarian) has been active in the Armenian Church and Armenian community organizations all his life. As a writer and editor, he has been a keen observer of, and outspoken commentator on, political and social matters affecting Armenian Americans. He has been a regular contributor to the Armenian Reporter and the AGBU Literary Quarterly, “ARARAT.” For the last 30 years, Garabed has been a regular contributor to the Armenian Weekly. He produces a weekly column called “Uncle Garabed's Notebook,” in which he presents an assortment of tales, anecdotes, poems, riddles, and trivia; for the past 10 years, each column has contained a deconstruction of an Armenian surname. He believes his greatest accomplishment in life, and his contribution to the Armenian nation, has been the espousing of Aghavni, and the begetting of Antranig and Lucine.
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