Let’s Face It
Don’t make your nose blush for the sins of your mouth.
… Anon. AAA
A Critical Difference
If you have two jobs and you’re rich, you have diversified interests. If you have two jobs and you’re poor, you’re moonlighting.
Entry in an Autograph Album
There we stood, hands entwined;
Hers in hers, and mine in mine.
Faith, Hope, and Charity
Applause before a speaker begins his talk is an act of faith. Applause during the speech is an act of hope. Applause after he has concluded is an act of charity.
… Bishop Fulton J. Sheen
Daffy-nition
Epitaph: A statement that usually lies above about the one who lies below.
From My Persian Dictionary
Túp: gun (cannon)
Túpchí: gunner
Bárút: gunpowder
Saráí: house or station
Sounds Logical
Edo: Why must you always have the last word?
Bedo: Because you ask so many questions.
What’s in a Name?
Karamanougian: Turkish and Armenian in derivation, identified as a descriptive term, kara in Turkish is black, dark, swarthy; and manoug in Armenian is youth. Thus, karamanoug is defined as swarthy youth.
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